If you're reading this, congratulations! You made it to week three! You get a cookie! You've stuck with me for these first few weeks so I hope this means that what I write has something of value to you. Or you're my family and feel slightly obligated to read because if not I would pester you with small details about what I had written. You know. To check if you really read it or not. (You know who you are!)
So Tuesday my mother and I went to JNU. As we try to enter for registration, the guards refuse to let my mother enter. Why? No answer. Knowing how frustrating the application procedure had been, the registration process was bound to be just as painful. I was not going in alone. So after arguing with the guards they let her in.
But for real. I speak so little Hindi and these people even less English. No way would I have been able to complete the proces without my mother translating. I would still be sitting there now if I were alone.
Long live bureaucracy!
But nope didn't end there. We walked three floors four times that day to try to figure out my classes. The Russian department sent us to the English department who sent us back to the Russian department who sent us back to the English department who sent us back to the Russian department until finally someone told us "just go to the dean." While waiting at the deans office a Syrian student had told us, in less than two minutes, what we had to do. It took the administration two hours.
Students = 1 Administration = 0
Yeah I thought selfies were the bane of my existence. Big nope on that. People who work at the English department of a renowned university and don't speak English. Big yup on that.
Okay and selfies.
And mosquitos.
And Ted from How I Met Your Mother.
And.
No okay I think that's it.
Oh no wait and ants. Little red fire breathing, biting ants. SMH.
Right. Anyway.
I got my school identity card!
So Tuesday my mother and I went to JNU. As we try to enter for registration, the guards refuse to let my mother enter. Why? No answer. Knowing how frustrating the application procedure had been, the registration process was bound to be just as painful. I was not going in alone. So after arguing with the guards they let her in.
But for real. I speak so little Hindi and these people even less English. No way would I have been able to complete the proces without my mother translating. I would still be sitting there now if I were alone.
Long live bureaucracy!
But nope didn't end there. We walked three floors four times that day to try to figure out my classes. The Russian department sent us to the English department who sent us back to the Russian department who sent us back to the English department who sent us back to the Russian department until finally someone told us "just go to the dean." While waiting at the deans office a Syrian student had told us, in less than two minutes, what we had to do. It took the administration two hours.
Students = 1 Administration = 0
Yeah I thought selfies were the bane of my existence. Big nope on that. People who work at the English department of a renowned university and don't speak English. Big yup on that.
Okay and selfies.
And mosquitos.
And Ted from How I Met Your Mother.
And.
No okay I think that's it.
Oh no wait and ants. Little red fire breathing, biting ants. SMH.
Right. Anyway.
I got my school identity card!
I think the picture really brings out my eyes.
So I've been complaining about the procedure for a little while now, but I promise I'll stop! Soon. In the near future. At some point I'll stop. Maybe when I leave back to Belgium. We'll see.
Friday I had my first class. It lasted all of five minutes. I came I saw I conquered? I think not. Apparently the teacher was sick and wasn't coming in. Great first day of class if you ask me. But it's not like theres a way to communicate to the students that there won't be any class. It's not like e-mails or internet exists or anything.
I'll try again Monday.
Second times the charm, right?
